Agent Redknapp poses with new away kit

Just when you thought you had seen it all, the Scumhampton manager Agent Redknapp was photographed yesterday by a Saints supporter at a Golf day in Hayling Island. No; it's not our new striker, it's former manager Harry Redknapp – with a smile on his face!

There were reports on the Portsmouth Official Website yesterday concerning boxes of the new away shirt being stolen from the Pompey Shop warehouse. The police advised the club that the best way of catching the thieves was to delay the launch but not publicise it. Police were then in force at Fratton Park on Saturday taking photographs of anyone wearing the red replica shirt.

The police said they were looking for a dodgy, saggy faced, twitching Judas in connection with theft.

Maybe we have found the culprit!